Archive for May 3rd, 2005

FolkMapping

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

Found City is one of a growing number of Folksonomies. But don’t tell them that, they like to say they are in the Folkmapping business. A Folksonomy can be thought of, more or less, as a new brand of site that focuses on tagging. Graffiti is back, except now it has nothing to do with spray paint and everything to do with how we organize (tag) our digital information. Flickr is one of the most popular Folksonomies.

With Found City (currently only available in Manhattan), you can take a picture of an interesting city object, like an abandoned building, and tag the photo registering it at Found City. The result is a Craiglist, Mapquest montage that lets you see where other people have come across, tagged and registered other abandoned buildings.

This site is super-beta, but it could be kinda cool once it takes off. I hope they start a version of it in SF. I would like to find out where the rest of the gnarly Civic Center trees are planted.

Xbox Updates

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

The Xbox, that little bundle of wires and joy, is at it again. First off, we should note that Showtime, the cable movie giant second only to HBO, is going to be giving away Xbox games as part of a promotion to new subscribers. But contest announcements aside, lets get down to the real news.

Bill Gates is a big talker lately. Just the other day he went on record saying cars should eventually get smart enough to prevent themselves from crashing. He said it standing next to Henry Ford Jr. no less. So today, it’s no surprise that the king of all dorks mentioned some big plans for the next Xbox design.

It will be an entertainmnet hub akin to a PC according to Gates. Microsoft really wants to focus on the multi role playing games that let you network up while you play. The new Xbox might have a very Windows like interface that lets you play games, listen to music and chat with other gamers in a manner that could only be called PC-like. Put some Microsoft Word document capability there and you might have the next big college campus computer.

Responsible Laundry

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

I just washed my clothes and am waiting for the dryer to finish up. While doing so I came across an invention that makes single people like me feed dating sites like match.com and eharmony.com. A single bachelor like myself couldn’t even do his daily chores without a lovely young lady, no seriously.

Your Turn is a finger print recognition clothes washing machine. It does not let the same person wash two times in a row. Such a machine was marketed for ‘Father’s Day’ when I feel that this would be more of a ‘Mother’s Day’ present. I’m neither a father nor a mother so make sure not to get me one of these things or I’ll take my business to the local laundromat.

LED Tail Light

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

Every now and again a gadget comes along that makes me scratch my head. The Dog LED Tail Light is such a gadget.

This device attaches to the tip of a dog’s (A POOR ABUSED DOG’S) tail and can be programmed to read out a message when the dog wags his tail because he’s pleased to see his owner. Yes, because any animal would be downright thrilled to have a blinky tail.

My only question is does this product come with drugs? I’m not sure how else the dog would climb out of the abyss of humiliation and despair he would find himself in once he understands what his owner has strapped to him THIS time.

Who decided this was a good idea? Was someone sitting around in an office just going, you know what, it’s really not embarrassing enough for the dog (and everyone else) to dress him up in people clothes. We need something more!

My favorite part of the article on the topic is the line that says “clearly some technophile dog owner noticed the gaping void that remains in the growing dog electronics market…” News Flash: SOMETIMES THERE ARE GAPING VOIDS FOR A REASON.

You don’t see people investigating the ‘how about if we make gum taste like dirt, nobody has done that before’ market. Technically, that’s a gaping void right there. Oh there are plenty of others. There’s the ‘how about leg warmers for snakes nobody’s done that before either’ market. Clearly that one’s ridiculous though, because as we all know, leg warmers went out of style after the 80s. My point is, some markets are better left untapped.

The only way it would ever be ok with me to place this device on a dog, would be if the dog got to program the message on it. I bet he wouldn’t pick “I missed you”. I picture more “You’ve got to sleep sometime” and then he’d wag his tail like crazy.