janky (adj.) of inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people.
We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got laughed at instead.

11/12/2004

Juicebox sounds like its not too refreshing

Lots of buzz about portable media players. As we say frequently, we really do not like the products or the category itself (read why here). But Mattel has really upped the ante as to why these devices are lame.

They did a good job of lowering the price - $69.99 makes a lot of sense for a toy like this. However, the system uses a proprietary format for content! You cannot play your own videos on it - ever! Furthermore, a full-length "chip" costs $24.99 - MORE than a DVD!!!

Not only that, the reviewer notes that the video quality is quite poor, and the audio is atrocious. But at least the battery life is good (5 hours).

So let me see if I get this right: it doesn't play content I already own, so I need to buy content from Mattel, but the content I am now buying is going to look and sound really bad, but at least I can watch it for a long, long time. Quite frankly, it sounds worse than a sharp stick in the eye.

Ready for some other lousy details?

  • You need a screwdriver to replace the batteries!
  • Want to play MP3s? Ok, buy the $44.99 adapter!

    Kids - Buy a game boy. Even find an old one if you need to...
    Adults - Buy a portable DVD player.

    Just don't buy the juicebox.

    Links:
  • Article from Yahoo! News
  • Official Juicebox site
  • OK, don't follow our advice - buy one from Amazon:
  • Buy Juicebox accessories